things that piss me off...this week

1. people who cut you off (in a car) and don't do the obligatory hand wave
2. holding the door open for people who then briskly walk through without so much as a 'thank you'
3. cops (unless they are stripping or singing)
4. big toe hair (do i shave it?)
5. muffin tops
6. weavers (people who walk painfully slow and weave in and out of your path as you attempt to pass...."hurry it up grandma!")
7. the term 'bro'
8. delivery folks who don't bother to buzz even though you are home and purposefully waiting for the gotdamn package
9. nyc bus driving
10. bikers who scream "share the road!" and then cut you off to run a red light (see item 1)
11. people who get in the elevator ahead of you and HAVE to push their floor button at the expense of anyone getting on in a timely manner, then standing directly in front of the button panel as you attempt to make your selection all the while acting disgruntled by your need to reach around them to select a floor. fuckers.
12. cellulite
13. bugaboos
14. bugaboo moms
15. the fact that i can't afford a bugaboo
16. the olive garden commercial where the "grandson" treats his "grandfather" to a meal. "grandfather" doesn't look a day over 46.
17. golf umbrellas used as everday city umbrellas. not the problem. the fact they DON'T THINK TO LIFT IT ABOVE YOUR HEAD or move around you as they "share the sidewalk" is a problem. assholes.
18. not getting my US Weekly delivered in a timely manner (every Thursday mr/mrs postperson!!!)
19. street spitters
20. Baked Lays....you get 3 chips to a bag. fraudulent.
21. my hubby's ass in the morning.

and evening. really dear, give it a rest.