Post #1...the very first one...soooo

...i guess i will just start with the stats

1. mom (ew. sounds old)
2. wife (ew. sounds old)
3. working stiff (i peddle consumerism)
4. capricorn (trust me, it matters)
5. grease over sweet (preferably coagulated)
6. obsessed with eyebrow maintenance
7. need to be more obsessed with lip brow maintenance
8. have zero hobbies (but can identify 17 out of 20 celebrity baby names if pressed)
9. reality tv junkie (more Bachelor than Rock of Love, though Season 1 rocker chick Jess is my biggest chick crush currently)
10. if compared to a celebrity some drunkards might say Uma, most (sober) would say Blossom